February 2010
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“Songs of the American Steelworker”
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January 2010
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Milla Jovovich's Leeloo character from The Fifth...
(Written 9/30/08) Interesting hair. Advantage: Leeloo Responsible for all good in the world. Advantage: Love Rubber suspenders. Advantage: Leeloo Basis for all meaningful human bonding. Advantage: Love Impossible to hold conversation with. Advantage: Tie Potential to ruin vacation aboard space cruise ship. Advantage: Tie More trouble than it’s worth. Advantage: Tie Ability to emit meteor...
Anonymous asked: Isn't "fliff" a great word?
In the time I've had Tumblr's "ask" feature...
I’ve received two questions. One was from Chelsea about dreams. The other was from my brother, asking “What the hell is this fliff?”
Still, an option.
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Squeeze - Pulling Mussels (From the...
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“Commence 75 year wait for the Catcher in the Rye movie!”
– Brandon Scott Jones
“Sometimes you’ve got to put other people’s interests before your...”
– Mr. Lahey; Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day (2009)
.38 Special - “Caught Up In You”...
Cheap Trick - “Surrender” (1978)
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This morning, The Today Show is reporting on MA's...
Which makes about as much sense (and is about as representational of the people of Massachusetts) as reporting on California’s 2003 Gubernatorial recall on location from Planet Hollywood.
Except that would have made more sense, because Schwarzenegger is loosely affiliated with Planet Hollywood.
And hey, I understand your desire to remind us all of “Cheers”, NBC, but...
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT PARADISE IS?
Both songs that The Ting Tings performed on SNL...
are from an album that was released in May 2008. Just needed to point that out.
“Malcolm X Possesses the Body of Gary Brown...
“Everybody does something and they don’t even realize it!”
– Brandon Scott Jones, on John & Ella Bleu Travolta’s bizarre cover of Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step”.
Dianne Reeves - “TV is the Thing This...
Teddy Pendergrass - “Turn Off The...
“For the better part of my twenties, I treated my body like I caught it fucking...”
– Older brother Tim Chamberlain, on health.
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Jay Reatard - “Wounded” (2009)
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Owen Pallett - “Tryst With...
CARROT TOP IS HOLDING A CONTEST TO DESIGN A PROP... →
Let’s do this.
Watching Jersey Shore, I feel the same brand of panic and confusion I experienced first watching Hotel For Dogs. (With that movie, my concern was born of the question “What is this nightmare world where the whims and foibles of DOGS have such huge ramifications on the lives of humans?”) Jersey Shore is all that much more troubling then, as the show’s universe purportedly exists...
Executive: (Holds up downward pointing chart) These are your ratings with young girls.
Krusty The Clown: Hey, if my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.
