Michael Bolton - “Go The Distance” (1997)
Hearing about the Yankees in the World Series is like hearing about Tia Carrere topping a list of hot women compiled in 1991. I get it, but you do realize this is so corny and lame a brand of “hot” that only newly westernized Soviets are excited by it, right?
The Streets - “It Was Supposed to Be So Easy” (2004)
“Oh, this is a crock of shit. I lost the fucking thing. Oh, here it is in my pocket.”



