Oh, just hangin’ at the Health Department, drawing Satans.
Beth… Beth, his shoes are different colors. He’s wearing one brown shoe and one black shoe, honey. Its not like socks. Socks would be okay. Its his shoes. His SHOES.
He’s not even wearing socks.
Also his gloves. He’s wearing a blue one and a yellow one on different hands, Beth. I know. I know he’s unique. I know he’s a free spirit. I know. No he IS sweet. I know he’s good to you. You don’t have to tell me.
He’s wearing a potted plant as a hat, Beth. I know. Yes, but are you SURE its a choice? Because it might have just fallen out of a window and landed there. He might be brain damaged. Beth… we all think your boyfriend has brain damage.
That sounded mean. I know. No. No, hon, its not just the shoes or the gloves or the plant hat. Its not. No.
Those are the only clothes he’s wearing, Beth, and he doesn’t seem to be a person at all. More like just a… red sphere. You’re dating a naked red ball who has likely suffered serious head trauma.
We think its time to stop meeting guys online, Beth.
NEIGHBOR BOY (along with other Maude teams and other great NY Sketch groups in NY Times) →
My sketch team, Neighbor Boy, was mentioned in this New York Times article (along with other fellow Maude teams Onassis and Fambly and of course SCF). Oh look a picture of our own Kate Hess in a sketch written by Melinda Taub. Are we famous yet?
Floored though I am that the New York Times calls Fambly “delightfully loony” here, “Brandon Scott Jones, a nimble performer with silky charisma” is the best pull quote I’ve ever heard.
The best part of NBC pulling that donkey semen episode of Fear Factor is that a bunch of chumps drank donkey semen for a TV show THAT WILL NEVER AIR.
LHR Live! February 26 at the UCB East! →
We are so excited for this!
Our first live show is coming up at the end of February. Click through for all the details and to make reservations. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors! Let’s pack the house!
Whoo!
We’ve got some real great surprises (and guests!) in store for ‘yall. Gonna be GOOD.
Don’t you even know dignity when you see it?
Episode Thirteen: That’s the Silliest Thing I’ve Ever Heard
This month, we are joined once again by Kelly Hudson and Jason Flowers, as well as the great Nicole Drespel and DC Pierson! Yup, the guy from Derrick Comedy, Mystery Team, and author of The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep and Never Had To.
Don’t forget the usual gang of sensitive artists. LHR is written and performed by Adam Bozarth, Dan Chamberlain, Matt Little, Taylor Moore, and Anna Rubanova.
NEW LEFT HANDED rrrRRRADIO!
Kidz Bop Kids - “Someone Like You” (Adele Cover; 2012)
Somewhere, a child sits playing “divorce” with a GI Joe, a Raggedy Ann, and Joe’s new lover, Moonbeam the Breyer Stablemates Shetland Pony figurine.
